This one's for the Orc Wife

You can make me sob when you fail to pull the mob

You can whine for water all the time

Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been

And laugh and joke about this spec of mine

You can tell my guild that I'm a ninja still

You can tell my tank to let me die

Or you can tell my priest to always heal me least

I won't tell them that you always lie

But don't break my sheep, my achy breaky sheep

You just can't take that agro now

And if you break my sheep, my achy breaky sheep

The raid will wipe and kill this man

Ooo

You can take my kills and judge me with your seals

Or you can tell your pet to go and gore my leg

Or tell your warlock Biff, to fear me off a cliff

He never really liked me anyway

Oh break a trap or two, I won't tell the hunter who

Shackle isn't worthwhile anyways.

You can DPS mobs right and left

ignoring threat and driving us insane.

But don't break my sheep, my achy breaky sheep

You just can't take that agro now

And if you break my sheep, my achy breaky sheep

The raid will wipe and kill this man

Ooo

But don't break my sheep, my achy breaky sheep

You just can't take that agro now

And if you break my sheep, my achy breaky sheep

The raid will wipe and kill this man

Ooo

Curtesy of Billy Ray Magus.